JOIN THE #ALLCAPSRANT NEWSLETTER

ENJOY THE FUN, SKIP THE BS AND GET THE INSIGHTFULLY PLANNED ALL CAPS RANT NEWSLETTER EVERY MONDAY (IF I FEEL LIKE SENDING IT)

SEEMS COOL. SIGN ME UP!

WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?

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YOU'LL BE ONE OF THE FIRST! 🥇

RANTS

JUST 1 SO FAR. MORE TO COME GUARANTEED. 👍

REVIEWS

SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THE DONUT LOGO WAS FIRE🔥

HERE'S WHAT TWO COOL PEOPLE SAID ABOUT THE FIRST #ALLCAPSRANT

"PREACH!!! YOU CAN COUNT ON MY TWO CENTS EVERY MONDAY."

"LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS ALL CAPS RANT SERIES AND TELL ME WHEN I CAN SIGN UP FOR THE NEWSLETTER.

#ALLCAPSRANT - KAPOW! 💥

(AND YOUR DONUT LOGO IS ON 🔥FIRE🔥)"

-TAMMY KABELL

"CAPS LOCK."

-LIAM FALLEN

THREE RAISINS WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN THE #ALLCAPSRANT NEWSLETTER

B2B & B2C BUSINESS OWNERS + MARKETING AND SALES INDUSTRY FOLKS WILL ALL ENJOY THESE STRESS-FREE RANTS...

RAISIN #1

YOU WANT TO HAVE CASUAL FRIDAY BUT ON MONDAY.

RAISIN #2

BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE SAME STUFFY STUFF YOU'RE BOMBARDED WITH EVERY DAY.

RAISIN #3

JOIN A SMALL NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO BELIEVE THAT THURSDAY IS THE OPPOSITE OF SUNDAY. THINK ABOUT IT.

HERE'RE SOME OF THE LATEST ALL CAPS RANTS THE DONUTS HATE

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE #ALLCAPSRANT NEWSLETTER THAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT...

RANT 1

"DECISION BY COMMITTEE IS FOR THE BIRDS. HERE'S WHY:"

SHOW ME THIS RANT

SEE THE FULL POST ON LINKEDIN

RANT 2

"THE DUNNING-KRUGER OF THE C-SUITE 👇"

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER

RANT 3

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!

WORKING ON THE 'DPA' FRAMEWORK FOR STRATEGY-BASED REVENUE GENERATION PDF GUIDE FOR DOWNLOAD. HOPEFULLY I'LL HAVE THAT READY FOR YOU BY RANT 3.

RANT 4

I DEFINITELY PLAN ON A 4TH RANT

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT RANT 4 WILL BE ABOUT QUITE YET.

RANT 5

I DEFINITELY PLAN ON A 5TH RANT

AGAIN, NOT SURE WHAT THE RANT WILL BE YET, BUT IT WILL BE REALLY GOOD AND I'LL UPDATE IT HERE.

RANT 6

THE 6TH RANT WILL BE A MILESTONE

SERIOUSLY THOUGH. IT WILL BE. THE DPA FRAMEWORK GUIDE SHOULD BE DIALED IN FOR YOU BY THIS RANT.

ABOUT ME

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. BUT IF YOU DID, YOU WOULD REPLY EVERY MONDAY WITH ALL CAPS TO MY RANTS ON LINKEDIN AND JOIN THE FUN AND INSIGHTFULLY PLANNED ALLCAPSRANT NEWSLETTER.

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ALL CAPS RANT DONUT WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

WHY I STARTED ALL CAPS RANT:

NO IDEA REALLY. IT WAS A LATE NIGHT. SUMMER SHANDYS AND IDEAS WERE FLOWING. AND IT SOUNDED LIKE FUN.

IT DOES SOUND FUN. I'LL JOIN!

LEARN HOW TO ALL CAPS RANT

IF I END UP SENDING YOU THE ALL CAPS RANT NEWSLETTER, YOU'LL HAVE TO AGREE TO MY TERMS.

YES! I WANT TO USE ALL CAPS. SOUNDS LIKE FUN!

EARLYBIRD ACCESS TO THE #ALLCAPSRANT NEWSLETTER IS RUNNING OUT, JUST LOOK AT IT👇

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BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GET THE ALL CAPS RANT NEWSLETTER 👉

I'M SURE WE'LL HAVE FUN AND TALK SOME FRIENDLY SHIT ALONG THE WAY. WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE, RIGHT?